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Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.
Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....
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A letter held by mytimeship.com that will only be delivered once a certian event has taken place, such as a death, birthday, marriage or whatever other trigger that the sender mandates.
Example 1:
One year after Hugo's death, I recieved a "trigger letter" from him telling me what a ______ I am? Insert your favorite insult or compliment in the blank, depending of course how Hugo felt about you....
Example 2: Susan always had to get the last word, but I sent her a "trigger letter" which will give her a grave suprise.
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This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".
Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.
The page was supposed to have Chinese on it, but all I saw as letter snot.
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When you type in random letters or symbols into the search bar and the results are filled with porn.
"Hey man, I just typed in my phone number into Google and it pulled up a bunch of hentai"
"Oh, dude you found some letter porn!"
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permission to be a butt pirate.
a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle
Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.
Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.
ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence
USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.
{Phone Rings}
Friend 1) Hey, how's it going
Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my
house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}
Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?
Friend 2 is never heard from again.
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1. In the past, special days would be marked with red letters making it a red letter day
2. Any day with personal significance
3. A day that you make someone else's day wonderful through various ways
1. Oh look, it's the queens birthday tomorrow. Better get ready for the red letter day!
2. Oh look, my girlfriends birthday is coming up. Better get ready for the red letter day!
3. I went with my girlfriend shopping and bought her everything she wanted, then we had a candlelit dinner and finally, I sang her to sleep under the stars. All of this because it was her red letter day
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