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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011


booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!

Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!

by Smashin ass with class 85 May 10, 2018


Lizard Nigga

Scaly, Ugly, Huge, Dirty Nigga

brandon wayne: Wassup Jordan
Jordan Curzie: Shut up you dirty lizard nigga!

by Brandon Leisure August 16, 2021


Sand Lizard

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.

"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."

by Indestructicon April 20, 2013


Green Lizard

an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)

all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it

Green Lizard: trash

by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021


Lizard Wrestle

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.

That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.

by Queefmaster February 25, 2020


Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 24, 2019