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what manchester united fans say after beating manchester city (red from the logo)
Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!
Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies
You just can't go wrong here
That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.
Thumbtacks up the bottom.
I Manchester Spikefielded him last night.
A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
When a very large and heavy man sits on your chest so you can't move.
I was wrestling with Jack and then he Manchestered me.
This is the place where all students catch cases on a daily. All the girls are loudies but the boys all beg to be on “road” and try pull every gyal coming there way.
Wanna catch a case?
Sure let’s go manchester communication academy that’s noddy central