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An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"
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to play with one's self while still in one's pants
masturbate, fondle the gonads, masturbation
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the best trick you can do with your hand ever!
sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.
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One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.
I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...
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If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!
Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!
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The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.
I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.
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The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.
Jason loves to masturbation. He masturbates in the shower for hours because he's a horny mess
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