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1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.
2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".
A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential
Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?
Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!
Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!
The act of sticking it in a girl's anal cavity in a stall you just took a shit in. You then take your shit brick and insert it into her vaginal hole. (essentially double teaming by yourself)
Yeah I was hanging out with this girl and I straight up gave her the moist nunza.
When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.
Racheal got a moist undercarriage when she saw a large penis.
A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.
I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy