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When you make love to the butt cheeks without actual penetration.
We didn't have a condom so we did the next best thing..the moist bill
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Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".
A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
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Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!
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Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential
Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?
Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!
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The act of sticking it in a girl's anal cavity in a stall you just took a shit in. You then take your shit brick and insert it into her vaginal hole. (essentially double teaming by yourself)
Yeah I was hanging out with this girl and I straight up gave her the moist nunza.
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A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.
I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy
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When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.
Racheal got a moist undercarriage when she saw a large penis.
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