A sexy and horny guy who loves watching porn he also walks the streets of broomhill
watch out oh wait it's monty sharp he's only 4 foot
Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.
Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!