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The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".
(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
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A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.
Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness
Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist
A muslim that likes to ski and/or skateboard.
Jalal is such a radical muslim, he was tearing it up at the skatepark last night
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Commonly known as a terrorist or insurgent. A follower of the most adamant faiths of radical and fundamentalist Islam, of whose beliefs and actions may interfere with and occasionally threaten the lives and lifestyles of others who share opposing views on religion and lifestyle.
The shared goal of Muslim Extremists are to put 'church' over 'state'. In this case to put their 'church' over everyone else's 'church',because they believe that their god can kick your god's ass.
Currently the second highest threat to any Democratic society, the first being the apathetic non-voting Democratic society itself.
The common profile for a muslim extremist fits that of the college age male of african, middle eastern, and caucasion descent. Often do not shave any facial nor are they ever bald because hairlessness is godlessness. If they are bald, we assume they have leukemia or are neo-nazis.
Muslim Extremists frequently are associated with black listed terror cells such as Al-Qaeda, The Black Panthers, Hezbollah, and the PLO. Mainly located in very large cities, where they are inevetibly harder to track.
See: groups of people most commonly killed by United States Marines.
Me: "Osama is a popular Muslim Extremist; he intends to not only seek revenge on America but he intends to eradicate all other religions and non-islamic forms of government." No shit...
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hi there. I needed a muslim bookmark for my muslim book.
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The Pakistani rioters who set fire to a Ronald McDonald statue exhibited a fine example of Muslim Humor.
Muslim Humor: the absolute lack of a sense of humor.
The utter inability to laugh at any type of normal comedy, satire, joking, risibility or jocularity.
And the knee-jerk homicidal reaction to any form of kidding or chiding or teasing, especially when it comes to an aspect of their religion.
Coined as a 'polar-opposite' kind of definition, meaning: "There ain't no such thing".
The quintessence of Muslim Humor would be the worldwide, dismally-joyless, flagrantly-hysterical, and depressingly-violent over-reaction to the mild lampooning of the "prophet" Muhammad's image in 12 Danish editorial cartoons, several of which mocked Islam's founder, the most notorious being a black and white drawing that depicted one "stereotypical Muhammad" as a 'bomb-turban'-wearing proto-terroristic figure.
SEE: *~@):~{> (A sardonic emoticon related to the controversy.)
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A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.
Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.
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