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A place where cops have nothing better to do than yell at people for loitering and pull people over.
I went to North Canton and got my ass pulle dover for doing 2 mph over the speed limit.
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A town in Florida with 75% seniors. The kids think they're hardcore as shit. Maily populated with Blacks, Wannabe Hardcore Scene Kids, & Toothless Rednecks. May occasionally see a naked midget running through town.
Atleast it's not as lame as North Port!
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North Montana- n. what Canada will be called in ten years when the USA takes it over. Also what real Americans call Canada.
Real American: Hey i am going to North Montana for a hockey game, the Bruins are going to kill the Montreal North Montanians.
Fake American: Hey it is not North Montana it is Canada
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Somewhat of a suburb to the Pacific Northwest city of Vancouver. It is across the water to the north and deserves its own name but for some reason has to settle with North Van. It's very different than the city, especially higher up where I live - the air is fresh and the mountains are your backyard. And plus it actually snows quite a bit in the winter so you can experience all the seasons.
North Vancouver is way better than the city, all my friends live here.
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North Haven is a small town located in Connecticut. It has made the national "Top 100 places to live" list. The majority of the citizens are Italian, and some Irish. Most of the Italians believe it is their job to reenact Jersey Shore, a hit TV series on MTV, and they idolize their styling because it is ridiculous. The guys think they are cool because they wear expensive clothes and have blow outs. The girls tend to make themselves look like sluts by doing the 'duck face' and sticking out their ass. Most of these people think they are unique but they really are not. The 'nerds' of North Haven idolize one special teacher in the High School because he teaches the best class offered, Humanities.
ANNUAL CHANCE OF SUNSHINE 56%
JULY HIGH 82.8° - JANUARY LOW 16.9°
Average Annual Precipitation 4.03 inches
That girl looks like a slut....she must be from North Haven.
North Haven offers a great education for those who take learning in a serious manor.
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When used in Milwaukee, Madison, or Chicago, Up North refers to the rural areas of northern Wisconsin. This is in contrast to folks from Southern Illinois, who simply mean "chicago" when they say "up north". Up North, Outdoors activities are popular and devotion the the Green Bay Packers is religious, as is a hatred of the Minnesota Vikings. Beer (and usually awful beer such as Milwaukee's Best) is consumed like a daily medication. its incredibly easy for a standard middle class family in Chicago or Milwaukee to own a cottage Up North and have vacations there -- Land is cheap and the winters are brutal. Wisconsinites and Chicagoans simply refer to Michigan's upper Peninsula as "the U.P." and not as Up North. In this author's opinion, Up North is a neat place to visit and chill out and have fun basically doing nothing. Its weridly awesome shooting bottles with rifles, having huge bonfires, and you can by half-sticks of dynamite from "the indians" for a few bucks. there's one sherrif for an entire county so all sorts of debauchery happens up north.
The culture up north is north woods culture or up north culture, or at least thats what its called. Basically, its hicks. Up North is, all things considered, a complete cultural backwater. Door County is different, sitting on Wisconsin's Door Peninsula the place is super touristy and crammed with yuppies who think they're roughing it because they have a rustic cottage.
Wisconsin Dell's is a little town thats basically a series of waterparks, along with hotels that also have lots of waterpark type ammenities and tons of tourist trap type spots. the Dells is never really referred to as Up North, but simply The Dells. Mostly nauseating, trips to the dells are usually only worth it if its a day trip to Noah's Ark, which is a pretty decent waterpark. Suburban Yuppies and rural hicks are convinced that the dells are the shit.
I'm goin' up north cause its huntin' season, ya know?
Up North is dotted with dairy farms cause the soil is shitty except for growing ginseng (no lie) and the weather doesnt suck for dairy cows. Folks from Up North usually call it "up nort'"
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A Communist Dictatorship located in eastern Asia.
Bush: OMFG Donald, Just look at North Korea! They are ruled by a vicious tyrant who murders opposition members and locks up their families! They've got a powerful army that might invade Southern Korea any day now! And they've developed nukes and missiles which cover U.S. soil!
Rumsfeld: That sure is scary George. Now let's go beat up Iraq.
Bush: Right behind ya ;)
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