A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.
Elijah is my octopus friend.
When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.
Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.
The cute toy that you can express your mood.
My friend: whats that?
Me: its a reversible octopus.
A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer
UR An asian fatty who watchet to much octopus porno
Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy
Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave
When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel
"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"