Turf Tan

Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.

1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?

All i can see is his turf tan

2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?

3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

shark turf

Strong opp territory

Don’t be a fish swimming on shark turf

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it

Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player

Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

Nerf turf

The space between the nutsack and poop chute

I wiped and got poop on my nerf turf :(