Open the gates

When a women open her legs. Opening the gates means to spread a woman's legs open for sex

"I totally opened Ahri's gates last night!"
Damn I'm going to try to open the gates on Sarah today!"

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can opener

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".

Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"

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Open Relationship

A "couple" that can't commit to a relationship. Basically just friends with benefits.

Boy: Hey you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Yeah, but we're in an open relationship. We can see other people.

Boy: So you have sex with other guys?

Girl: I can if I wanted to.

Boy: So you're basically a slut who covers it up by saying you're in an "open relationship."

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You're OPEN!

In 10 pin bowling, if you hit all the pins on the first ball, it's called a strike, if you hit all the pins on the second ball, it's called a spare, but if you leave some pins up, then you're open.

When you try to strike someone with a diss, and you totally miss your target, then you are also, open.

Person 1: Your mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
Person 2: My mother died of a heart attack last night.
Person 3: You're OPEN!

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ripped open

(v.) When a man shoves his penis into a woman's ass so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement.

I saw wubag's panties today - with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.

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wide open

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.

Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.

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bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

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