Unctuous

Unctuous - (v.) Characteristic of an ointment; something oily or greasy.

Robert Pattinson has very unctuous hair! WHY DOES EVERY TWILIGHT FAN LIKE HIM? IT'S SO DISGUSTING!

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can opener

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".

Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"

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