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What Americans are good at doing.
Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.
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A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.
Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...
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Usually an individual who does not know much about the sport. He throws out the name "Tom brady" often.
These "fans" may also like players/teams like Spain In soccer or tiger woods in golf
Never be surprised if they also cheer on the Yankees and talk about there favorite player Sidney Crosby
Patriot fans are the bottom of the barrel and wanna be sports fans. Ideal gift for someone like this is a "football for dummies" book or a knitting kitt
James - Who does Gerry cheer for?
Bill - He's a patriots fan
James - oh so he doesn't follow sports.
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A Conservative ideologue who tries to censor articles that might hurt their political views on Digg while promoting ones that promote their views. To a Digg Patriot everything is about partisan politics, regardless of the trends, and popularity of articles on Digg.
Originally a Digg Patriot gathered on a Yahoo Group called Digg Patriots to receive orders form other Digg Patriots on what articles to bury.
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A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.
Levels of fugliness.
1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly
They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.
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A person who will jizz instantly at the sight of Tom Brady
Timmy, an Average Patriots Fan, found his balls deflated, swelling his trousers with cum, only moments after Tom Brady appeared on the screen.
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One who is blind to anything other than their personal quest for sovereignty, appeasing those in power, or flag waving, whilst knowingly and arrogantly ignoring or undermining issues that inflict untold damage or to their country, by claiming these issues are not patriotic.
He's a plastic patriot for ignoring foreign influence in the vote.
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