Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.
Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.
-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh
adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis
"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"
The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).
John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.
When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
1) Any sort of STD.
2) An infection of the penis
3) a reference to a very small penis
1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ
smelling your own private area
I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday