The Pen is Hot

Saying created by Max Packingham.
After you have used your pen and the battery is hot. Another way to say u are high and have been hitting your pen recently.

Hey max what have you been doing?- lane
let’s just say the pen is HOT- Max

Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

Pen City

The street term for Kingston, Ontario which houses 7 federal prisons.

My bud got pinched now he's doing 3 to 5 in Pen City

Pen Pirate

is when you are working at a resturant you give someone their check with a pen to sign and they steal your pen;

;or could be a playfull game amongst co workers at a resturant to see how many pens they can take before the end of the night.

damn it table 13 were pen pirates!, Scott do you have an extra pen?

Wow Tommy beat us all he is the black beard of pen pirates i think hes pretty much taken just about everyones pen tonight!

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pen cap

cap for a pen
something good to chew on in class

yes, i said "something good to chew on" and i wasn't talking about something related to sex. get your mind out of the gutter

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Pen Island

A small island off of the coast of Brazil. Nicknamed "Pen Island" not because of the writing tool, but rather to mock its phallic structure. The island has a long mainland, roughly 45 miles long, and two round counterparts at its base. Although the left ball-like side piece is slightly farther north, than it's right hand mirror, it is still seen clearly from a satellite as best resembling a male penis. It is known formally by the name of "Kythira Island", but it is often mocked online by the name "Pen Island' or "Penis land".

If you look on Google Maps, Pen Island sort of looks like a dick.

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dub pen

When a lucky girl manages to find two guys to fuck her at the same time, usually one anally and one vaginally but both can use the same hole if they want to.

I got John and Joe to dub pen me last night and it was wonderful.

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