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A woman’s crappy, but working excuse for being angry or having a bad hair day.
Synonyms: Forgot to put makeup on, had to go to school/work while having bad hair.
“Gladys, why were you being mean to me on Friday?”
“I was having a period.”
“Oh, totally understandable! Since I’m a male I can’t imagine the pain of that!”
“Heh...”
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1. something at the end of the sentance.
2. a class in middle school or high school. usually having 8 a day.
3. something a girl gets when she reaches puberty, causing blood to come out of her vagina. this will open up space, so if she decides to get pregnant, her baby will most likely not be messed up.(usually causes the girl to PMS and become moody)
1. put a period at the end of the sentance, so we know to pause.
2. i dropped my books on the way to class, and was late to 4th period.
3. "holy shit, im so fucking cranky, i have really bad cramps, and my tampon is full !" jamie said when she was on her period.
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This is a natural phenomenom that occurs only in women, because men have no idea what a period is like, women are able to get angry and violent with little provocation and then blame it on their period. All women relish their period, it's the perfect excuse to let out anger with no repercussions at all. The common myth is that they are painful and annoying for women, but in fact it is only men that are adversely affected by periods.
Hannah: "You bastard, I hate you, I'm going to chop off your willy and feed it to some sheep, and they'll knaw it to pieces with they're blunt little teeth, then I'll wee on your face, because I hate you, with your ugly little eyes and your bad teeth (throws vase against wall in anger and begins pulling the wallpaper off the walls) I'm going to kill you, and your family, you sleaze!
Marvin: On your period?
Hannah: Yes actually
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A monthly event for girls in which they wash all of their cooties out by bleeding through their vaginas.
Friend: Why is Jill so cranky?
Me: She's on her period.
Friend: Oh so she is washing all the adorable little girl out of her.
Me: Yeah, thats what cooties are.
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What women have once they have had sex with Chuck Norris. They bleed for a week afterward.
Damn I fucked Chuck night this is going to hurt
Here comes my period
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That time of the month when you experiment other ways of getting some.
Male 1) Man... my girl had her period said it was locked up. What am I to do?!
Male 2) Put it in her butt.
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When women cannot have sex, so they should just give blowjobs all week
She's on her period, fml.
Dude, blowjob week!
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