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This word can be used for just about anything. Do not try to make sense out of it.
Mama pags said it once and everyone has been using it ever since.
"oooh look at that dog"
"looks like an ass pity to me"
"Pick up your ass pity and get out of here"
"What an ass pity"
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Piti Principle
The Piti Principle suggests that when engaging in a competition, players should respect the rules and not exploit loopholes in regulations governing said competition.
Don't try to cheat in the Velominati Super Prestige; the Piti Principle applies.
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When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.
'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'
'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'
'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'
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1) The name of the emotion for a parent whose once happy toddler is distraught and tantruming because they unknowingly used the toilet before their child expressed that they wanted to use it.
2) The guilty pleasure of using the toilet before someone else who equally or more so had to relieve themselves or use the facilities.
Eg. 1)
My potty pity only made things worse for my child's toilet training rage and tears after completing my business.
Eg. 2)
A: Hey! I was just on my way there and you cut me off!
B: Sorry. <while smiling> Better luck next time.
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The likes given to any status updates by a person from his/her other facebook friends. Same as pity sex, but not.
John's hit an all time record of pity likes for his fb post saying his gf left him for a rubber duck.
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A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
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Pity hangs is when you hang out with someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Bill: Yo Nick, you hung out with Jeff the other day??
Nick: Yeah, I gave him some pity hangs; I didn't want him to kill himself, ya know.
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