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When a Pittsburgher has a sexual encounter with a new partner and slaps their ass with enough velocity to leave a mark in the shape of a hand. Then profusely apologizes over Primates sandwiches
I didn't mean to give her the Pittsburgh hello but she seemed to be okay with it.
The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.
Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?
Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.
Me: .....
When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.
Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.
When a horny fella gets a little rowdy and decides to cum in a nut shell. Afterwards, you’ll feed the “nutshell” to a chipmunk 🐿️ or a squirrel 🐿️.
Hey Richard what you are you going to do after you get off of Forza?
I will perform the Pittsburgh Nutshell hehe
When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.
She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.
When a woman with loose morals has to move to a new town because she already ran through all the dudes in her old town.
I hear Casey is moving to Pittsburgh because she ran through all the dudes in this town.
During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.
JIm: how was your night last night chris?
Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.