poor breeding

The result of a selective combination of undesirable genes, with the goal of creating a fucked up specimen. Often caused by an under-exposure to Mars bars.
See also The Fear.

Charver: I'm off to MickieD's to get me a big mac.
Tobias: Your poor breeding is giving me the fear. Now why don't you toddle off and buy me one of those Mars Bars.

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Chinga-poor

Chingapoor is a derogative for Singapore- an artificial "Pleasantville" nation of dorks, gays, and very sexy women horny for white men.

We're stopping by Chinga-poor
Feck! I'm so sick of it- nothing but shops

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poor weed

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.

Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.

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poor guy

A male with an unfortunately small penis... :/

EX: When a girl makes fun of her ex boyfriend's penis size.... All you can say is... poor guy.

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poor whore

n.

A term used offensively to attack those who are lacking in wealth and are rather bitchy or slutty. Often used in response to rich bitch.

Devon: Omg u r sch a rich bitch!
Krystal: Oh ya?! Well ur jus a poor whore!

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faux-poor

To be fashionably poor.

Middle classes feigning poverty despite large ammounts of reserve cash i.e. ISA's, stocks and/or bonds in the vain attempt to follow a perceived fashion in poverty caused by the recent credit crunch.

Conspicuous consumption whilst pleading poverty.

Using the recent credit crunch as an excuse for not donating to charity or buying from doorstep salespeople.

Dining at "lesser" resteraunts proclaiming loudly how much you can only afford the cheaper menu items and how you won't be ordering a starter.

Typical faux-poor conversation
Waiter: "That will be a total of £240.73 for a meal for two sir, would you like like to a gratuity to your American Express Platinum Card?"

Faux-Poor reply: "...no I would not like to add a service tip to my credit card! can't you see I'm broke?"

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a poor do

A situation that is unsatisfactory

That's a bit of a poor do

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