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The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?

I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!

by some random fart knocker March 26, 2010

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A combination of the words "pulled" and "torn"

The muscles in my groin are all porn.

by SirMoose August 15, 2008

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For guys who dont have a girl

Tom didnt have a girl so he luked at porn

by Jbx December 5, 2004

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Porn is the adult version of youtube videos, it's makes you horny yet very fun at the same time. On website such as pornhub, you will find anything that will full your sexual desires when you partner can't do it for you. You should be 18 or older to watch this wonderful thing.

Sorry kids stick to youtube, porn is for adults.

by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017

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Why the fuck you lookin' up porn on Urban Dictionary?! Why you looking up porn?! You gay as fuck!

"Jimmy! Why are you watching child porn? That's illegal as hell!" "Well i want to Mom! I want to learn to have sex with this cheerleader at school!" *mom slaps jimmy then throws his ass house out the house cuz he is 18*

by fuckyouwhyyoulookinthisup December 14, 2018

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Porn is a boy that puts his large penis in the girls pussy then the boy shoves his dick in the girls pussy then the girl moans like ughh yes yes fuckkk more and then the boy in wraps the girls clothes then squeezes her boobs then the girl gets the boys dick and starts to hump on it then gets the cum out of his dick

I like to watch porn

by Bugdickbigass July 11, 2021

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The thing for losers who can't get a girlfriend.

Bob: "I watch porn"
Steve: "you are a loser"

by a_unknown_person February 12, 2013

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