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Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023


kellsey pour

When you almost over fill a cup; fill it to the brim

Hot damn, that's one close Kellsey pour.

by OliveOil5 January 6, 2017


Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 25, 2017

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pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020


coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason February 13, 2012


Pour Us Up

To pour alcoholic beverages for yourself and your friend/friends.

"Okay. Pour us some vodka and then I gotta go. Thanks for the dressing, and the popsicles and the... being here."

Carolyn wiped her eyes. "Any time. Sorry I called you names."

"We fought. I'm sorry too." I opened my arms to see if she wanted a hug, but she shook her head no and wiped her eye again. "I'm fine." She said.

"Okay, then pour us up."

by Cartier Riley October 6, 2023


pour amino

My lover thinking’s it’s now time to pour an amino down the drain and call it a day

A waiter walks up to you-
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.

“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.

“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.

“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”

Pour amino

by Daddy zhongli October 6, 2021