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A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.
Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.
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The alternative school to Battle Ground High School. Everyone talks about how it's so much better, when in actuality, it's just as awful. Except this time the school looks like a bomb shelter on the inside.
"Shit bro, you go to Prairie High School?"
A selfie taken from the undercarriage to show one's turd poking out.
Person 1 "I really like this girl and she asked me for a selfie."
Person 2 "You should send her a Prairie Dog Selfie! Girls really like that nowadays!"
The unfortunate accident accompanying a "Prairie Dogging" episode where feces makes contact with an undergarment leaving behind a mark. Similar in nature to the british version of "touchin' cotton."
Dan: "Hey, Delaney are you ok? You seem distressed."
Delaney: "Yeah I just gotta get to the ladies room, if that meeting took any longer I was sure to have a kiss of the prairie dog to deal with!"
the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.
you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.
A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.
Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.
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Really weird and sick, perverted old program which comes on at 1:00 am on channel 82. There is "Pa," a transient dork who never seems to accomplish anything much, "Ma," the only one who seems to have any brain, "Mary," the blind chick, "Laura," the bucktoothed, pigtailed skank who at the age of about 12 goes after the cock of the farmer "Manly" with a vengeance and doesn't let up until he marries her and she gets it, her little sister whose name I forget and whom I think is retarded, "Doc Baker" who gets paid with fried chicken and biscuits, "Mrs. Oleson" who is rich and nosy about her peasant white trash neighbors, "Mr. Oleson" who is her husband who runs the Mercantile with her, and the Reverand Alden who preaches at the church which doubles as the school. The Ingalls fuck up and move a lot. To South Dakota several times, to Kansas once and to Iowa. They usually live in a pathetic little shack in Walnut Grove, Minnesota. When they need to go to the big city they go to Sleepy Eye. When they need to go to the really big city they go to Mankato. The father is sappy and cries a lot like a wuss and can't seem to stick to anything. That is about it.
It's 12:50 am. Let me put on my fucking pajamas and make a snack and watch that piece of shit program "Little House on the Prairie". I wonder what that skanky slut Laura will be up to tonight other than scheming to get her hands on Manly's schlong.
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