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A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
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Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
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The man, the myth, the legend. Donald Trump
Feminist: TRUMP ISN'T MY PRESIDENT
Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist
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President Donald Trump. The greatest President the U.S. ever had! He is the last true American in office!
President TRUMP is the last true American in office. He didn't sell out or country like biden will.
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Used to tell someone they are doing a great job or they are popular in doing an activity.
Girl you must work for the president after dealing with that problem.
Joe Biden is a fake President, Nobody voted for his senile ass!