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Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.

The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021


protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022


Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 14, 2020


protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 10, 2017


home Protesting

protesting at a home football game against something you do not want to happen like the board and the manager staying and avoiding the sack or leaving the club so that is why fans protest at the home games

home protesting including the chants "we want our club back"

by DeebotheGOAT December 6, 2021


Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022