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Pucking (poopfucking)

When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally

His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.

by TRRVVS September 23, 2017


Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018


creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon

susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”

by potterharry June 10, 2021


fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 16, 2011


Fug-Puck

To wrestle in a dirty way; hot and sweaty hugs

The horny girl fug-pucked the nerdy boy.

by Barrett 50Cal October 30, 2017


puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017


Puck Slut

A girl (or guy) who hooks up with only hockey players. Normally found in hockey areas such as north in the country America, all of Canada, Northern Europe countries. The person most likely grew up with hockey but could never play.

That hoe is such a puck slut .

by Seanjr January 6, 2017