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Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
An individual that has pronouns listed in their social media bio and has nothing of value to add to a conversation.
A spaces on X about nuclear fusion kept getting interrupted by a Zuby's Razor who wouldn't stop screaming about plastic in the ocean.
Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
REX IS TERUTERUS HUSBAND .
rex is a cool dude and loves teruteru very much.
you should date rex👹
person: you should be more like razor(rex)
When you jack off with razorblades
I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
what I am the equivalent of.
i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner