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Tokyo Revengers is an anime and the animation sucks. However, the manga is worth reading as it gives you either depression, anxiety, or happiness. But it surely would ruin your mental health. Although the manga is coming to an end next week, I want to cry and shit tears.
Person : What manga do you enjoy reading?
You : Tokyo Revengers
Person : Do you have a therapist?
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Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.
I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!
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The hot lava your body expels anally after eating Thai food.
I spiced it up last night. Had a heavy 8 on a scale of 10 at the Thai place. Now my ass is on fire, been on the toilet all morning…Thai Revenge strikes again.
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Neptune’s Revenge is when cold water reaches a male’s genitalia as he is walking into a body of water
The man walked on his tip toes for as long as he could to avoid the icy embrace of Neptune’s Revenge
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The upset stomach one gets after eating at McDonald's.
I just ate a Big Mac and have to run...I've got Ronald's Revenge!
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When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
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When the disgruntled employee stops at dunkin donuts on the way to work and picks up a coffee for his boss and before he gets in to work stops off and removes the cover to the said coffee, either pees, cums, or just dips his cock in the brew, followed by a little rim job around the cups lip with his member and then gets in and searches out the lucky supervisor, hands it to him, and if he is lucky enough watches him remove the lid and take the first sip..........."this job aint that bad after all"
" I will have a medium hot chocolate, a boston cream donut, and a dunkin revenge......I mean a medium coffee to go please"
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