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When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.
A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.
River Chickens are also known as salmon. Fish that live in a river.
Any luck today? Yeah caught a few good river chickens.
River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
RIVER PHOENIX IS GODD 🙇🙇
the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
when throat fucking your partner while they use a neti pot. The water runs down from their nostrils over your cock creating a river over your penis
Joseph was throat fucking his girlfriend while she was using a neti pot. The water ran down her throat over his penis like dickissippi river