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When you’re wasting time especially when you’re wasted.
I was chasing the seagull last night in Venice.
The Hidden Seagull:
Secretly masturbating while watching a couple have sex, then once you've blown your load in your hand, run over to the couple and slap the semen around one of them. Seagulls do not aim when they excrete so point of contact is not overly important. You then need to run out of the room whilst making a loud seagull caww.
1. "I woke up and they were having sex right next to me!"
2. "omg what did you do?!"
1. " what any man would do in that situation, the Hidden Seagull"
or
"i'd love to do The Hidden Seagull one day"
An animal from the hit game Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, as well as the best thing Nintendo ever created. A seagull with cat ears.
Did you see those adorable cat seagulls in Bowser's Fury?
Goosebumps on the lower right corner of your upper lip.
I got the nuclear seagulls when Josh ate the last of my Christmas.
A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks
I was minding my own business, when Rich seagull raided my office and farted.
When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex
Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch
When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.
No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.