One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass
Krystain is a sheet clencher
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Fucking, banging, having sex
(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)
Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?
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A fast and effective way to remember something when the mind does a shit in the corner and google doesn't want to clean it up fast enough.
Le me; Balls, what was that command again...
Grabs le Cheat Sheet.
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GREEN SHEET To give the subject charged with a crime his copy of the criminal complaint, as the defendant's copy is usually green in color. To place into protective police custody a subject unable to make medical decisions for himself.
There I was a six month newbie medic being told by Medical Control (a physician on the phone in the emergency room) to have the police officer on scene "green sheet" the guy and bring him in.
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the act of making sexy time under the covers then bringing forth a nasty fart.as the smell hits her nostril quickly jump out of the covers and suffocate her with the sheet of defeat.
yeah yesturday i knocked her with the sheet of defeat.
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when two bros are forced to share a bed. one sleeps below the safety sheet, the other sleeps above it. thus providing a barrier from accidental homosexual interaction while sleeping
Mike and Adam decided to use the safety sheet so nothin gay would happen.
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1)when you are sledding down a hill on a sheet and your best friend is on top of you you yell
2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...
3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
awww sheet melissa i almost got hit by a car
aww sheet theirs your dad
awww sheet are those the cops
awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver
aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
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