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The lamest excuse for a sport behind football,basketball and lacrosse. its full of abunch of testosterone driven idiots who dont even know how to get a girlfriend
Rybo:im going to soccer practice
Angelo: Soccer sux!!! its the worst excuse for a sport
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Possibly the best sport in the world. A sport that requires actual athletic ability. People who have never tried to play soccer, you need to stop criticizing it. In soccer you need to actually be able to run for 90 minutes straight, play through rain and not sub out at all. Practice every day and dedicate yourself to the sport. You need to play through injuries and shin bruises so deep it hurts to walk. You'll pull so many muscles and be so tired but you still walk back to the field because it's the only place you feel at home. Soccer requires dedication, focus, but most of all you need to want to win and you need to try. Soccer is the best sport ever.
You're only making fun of soccer cuz you know you'll never be able to play it
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An excellent way to stay in shape and improve, endurance, speed and agility. Many people do not appreciate the physical and metal toughness to play this game, and call it a "Pussy Sport" because there is no tackling. Just because 300 pound whales don't come charging at you doesn't mean that it is not a contact sport. You just have to be a lot more sneaky at taking your appointent. Another useful skill.
Girl #1: Dude... that guy over there is fiiiine!
Girl #2: He's a soccer player...
Girl #1: Oh mannn.
Girl #2: I know right? But he's not like... weight lifter/ steroids in shape...
Girld #1: Yeah he's 'get in my pants' in shape.
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a game not to be confused with a sport is were you kick a ball at a really big net.... that's it no skill or talent is required. It was first invented for mentally handicapped children but was soon played by people who realized they had no skill to play real sports. it is the most popular game in the world due to the fact that there are more unskilled low I.Q people in the world then there is skilled athletes.
Tony... I wish there was a game I could play because I suck at all real sports.
Luigi ... try soccer is super easy and requires no skill or talent. just kick a ball and run.
Tony... Thanks pal I think I will try it after I learn to tie my own shoes.
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A sport mostly considered queer or gay by most people
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,
Soccer is the queerest sport I’ve seen yet
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