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Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier
The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
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When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.
You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.
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pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.
"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"
"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."
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To be on point and posted up on guard for anything's
When we get there "soldier up"
"Soldier up "there coming around the corner
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The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.
The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.
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A man who isn't afraid of anything. Meaning, he's not afraid of any danger, (death included) not afraid to speak the ugly truth, and isn't afraid to take it in the balls and still stand tall like a proud gentleman should.
Guy 1: "Did you hear, Joe called Leslie an ugly horse face b**ch. Then, she knee kicked him in the balls!"
Guy 2: "Does that guy have a death wish or something?"
Guy 1: "Nope, that Joe is a real soldier. He even asked her to kick him in the nuts again."
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