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An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.
Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!
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A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.
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2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.
"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."
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Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode
Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"
When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.
Becky is a freak bro she asked me to do an egg stand on her
Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out
"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"
An abbreviation and conjunction of the two words "standard and "regular". Used to refer to something that happens often.
(Can sometimes even be further abbreviated to "streggz".)
"Dude, did you hear? Krystal has a new boyfriend."
"Stand-reggz."