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Big, burly, sexy and sweaty. They wear strap ons, wife beaters without a bra and often flaunt mullets or buzz cuts. They are the military mammas, the mechanics and drive your favorite semi.
Is that a man?
No that's a bull dyke!
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a really fun card game, u gotta place cards down in order, like Ace, 2,3 4", it doesn't matter how many u put down, as long as u get rid of ur cards, if you don't have the card(s) u need to put down, just put card(s) down and say it's the card(s) u need to put down...if someone thinks ur lying they have to say "B.S." or "bullshit" if they're right, the person who lied must take the entire pile of cards, if the person who said B.S. is wrong they must take the pile. The first one to lose all their cards wins!
Joey: "3 6's"
Me: "Bullshit!" *flips the cards and sees a 3 a 2 and a 5*
Joey: "Damn..." *takes the pile of cards"
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n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.
b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.
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1. That's a load of bull funky!
2. You'd better stop telling all that bull funky I tell you!
When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull
I gave my girl a snorting bull last night, now she won't stop blowing her nose
Where redbull comes from
Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
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