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A person that worships Jesus and accepts him into his life. However, christians are not different than any other people because of their faith, even if they say so.
-Dude, every christian is intelligent, attractive, kind and friendly!
-So are atheists, satanists, muslims and everyone else.
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He’s a eboy swimmer who is also a Boy Scout. Christian also plays violin.
Christian has a small butt
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He is the best man anyone could ask for.He always has a girl beside ready to have sex with and will even let you in on the action. He is the life of the party besides without him there is no party. He will be driving his Ford Mustang with some hot chicks in the back. You always want him with you.
Christian is the party
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Christian is the type of guy you fall in love with. He’s the guy who is everything you want. He’s kind, smart, adorable, and the funniest person you’ll ever meet. But beware because this boy is also a great liar who can look you right in the eyes with a straight face and say a perfect lie. He’ll break your heart in two and never think twice.
I’m in love with christian, I wish I wasn’t.
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Christian is a very cute brown skinned guy. He’s a high school cutie who will be irresistible wen he is around 17 and higher. He makes any girl laugh because he’s so cute. He has adorable curls and gets any girl he wants because they always want him. Christian is just so cute and funny and adorable. When I see him he looks so handsome and is always laughing.
OMG I wanna guy like christian
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The youngest of the religions to use the same common equation.
Take someone who is supposedly the son of god, he lamb of god,(or one of the many names Jesus christ was given.) Make his birth a virgin birth on December 25. Give him special powers. Add 12 more people to the mix (Disciples, students, hookers). A betrayer who turns on the 'Son Of God'. Crucify him, wait three days for his resurrection and BAM...you get Radical (2492.683) over 9673.
If their are any holidays based around this beings life than take them out with the pleasure of getting to put up a tree for the beings life (any tree will do. Just remember, if it's a Palm tree is it now {Insert Religion Here} Tree.) And painting some form of food with food dye and vinegar. Don't forget the presents.
Christianity - A religion in which plagiarism has been used...for like the hundredth time. It's sad, you think people back two thousand and some odd years ago would have more imagination. The fact that they took the idea from several religions (all of which were based on different religions them self which were in turn based on different religions...etc...) and then made it one of the most respected religions in the world is beyond me.
Why can't I do shit like that for my homework without getting in trouble?
Sinning is a sin
Stealing is a sin
Christianity is a sin...
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