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1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
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A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
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The event usually held in Pamplona, Spain and usually called “Running of the Bulls,” was held in Madrid, this time in August 2019, when Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and a Ukrainian Representative talked further about absurd bullshit like CrowdStrike and digging up “dirt” on Hunter Biden.
This year the Running of the Bullshit event was subtly renamed and the venue was changed as well, to describe the inept and ignorant spy tactics used by the Mobster in Chief to attempt to once again cheat his way into the US Presidency.
this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.
kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.
kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)
kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.
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you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
something that is such crap that it can't be just plain bullshit it has to go to the next level.
oh please that is some babyback bullshit!
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a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.
"off to work at my bullshit job, hopefully, I can find something to do today."
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Any character whose behavior is overly-flamboyant, bubbly, and excessively enthusiastic in such a way that makes the viewer feel embarrassment. Anime bullshit also pertains to any character who is acting way too serious opposite a sickeningly rosy character. This does not apply to all anime and is not limited to Japanese animation.
Good examples include Tidus from Final Fantasy X or any of Misa Amane and Light Yagami's conversations in Death Note.
I tried to watch Tank Girl, but there's just too much anime bullshit
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