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A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.
guido frolic
Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".
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The haircut made famous by the douche bag bro Pauly-D from the show Jersey Shore.
Did you see Dave?
No, why?
He's totally rocking the Guido cut.
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An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.
I was just in the convenience store, where I saw two Guidos fueling up on Guido Gas.
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An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent
That meathead is such a burrito Guido
To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
Guido Vehicle Models> Back in the old skool day driven by Italians, Jews, or irish, the vehicles of choice was usually a model Cadillac deville, fleetwood, seville, sts, or Escalade. Or a Lincoln town car, mark vlll, continental, or navigator. Also were monte carlos, buick regals or Iroc camaros.
Todays Russians in American will usually drive, Range rover, ,lexus, infinity, bmw or acura. Anything high end import to show off that they can lease because they cant afford to own.
Guido equipment> These vehicles are outfitted with usually tinted windows, chrome rims, fog lights, obnxious air trumpet horns, undercarriage blue neon lights, loud radios(with house music), or xeon headlights. Bascially any add-on they can buy in Autozone to gain attention and look obnxious.
Driving style> These guidos usually drive recklessly and cocky with the seat reclined back very far and lean to the left with a arm out the window so they can be seen
FYI>Russians in Brooklyn are the new guidos while the italian ones are dinosaurs.
They got fly guido cruisers in Sheepshead bay brighton beach brooklyn.
An ill-tempered Italian.
Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.