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A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.
This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.
A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem
I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!
A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.
-See sissy and/or bitchboy
“Wow look at that Hummer H2”
“He must like it in the ass.”
Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair