toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation

Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

Sloppy Hummer

Hummer oral sex with a facial

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer

Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”