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Two or more people in the same shower under the same running shower head. Females must wear two or fewer articles of clothing. Males must wear one or fewer articles of clothing.
I'm bored. Let's go to my house and have a team shower.
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"That hoe looks tough, must be on a Twat Team..."
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An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.
It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
Male Drinker #1: TEAM PISS!!!
Male Drinker #2: Thank god, I've been holding it in. TEAM PISS!!!
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Two girls who enjoy embarrassing themselves to the max and acting like complete penises. Worshipped in many areas across the continent as some kind of female messiahs or super heros.
'Who just embarrassed themselves in front of Joel?'
'Oh, don't worry, it was just Team Fanny.'
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A Sheffield Lake based paintball/beerpong team formed in 2006, comprised of 4 indivduals called Team S.T.F.U.“™” There is also the girl groupie section called S.S.“™” also comprised of 4 people formed in 2007
Wow those guys on Team STFU own at beerpong!!
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The meaning of teamwork. No individual glory.
There is no "I" in team, but there is one in KISS MY ASS!!
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An anti-Twilight group formed by those of us who are sick of the constant fuss over a shiny tinkerbell reject who is too much of a pussy to drink human blood, as well as pissed by the crazed 13 year old fangirls who are under the impression that said fag is an actual vampire.
An example of a true vampire is Lestat de Lioncourt, the main character of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Evil, cunning, charming, original (and not merely a pathetic example of cheesey romance) ACTUALLY sexy and not afraid to prey on humans, Lestat obviously reduces Edward Cullen to the sparkly pile of shit he is.
Summary: Team Lestat is for those of you who know that Lestat sucks blood, and Edward sucks cock. REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE.
Group of Twitards: OMG, OMG!!! Edward is leik the BEST. VAMPIRE. EVERRRRR!!!!! He's so romantic and really hawt!! Omg, MARRY ME, EDWARD!! I'm so calling myself Mrs. Cullen from now on!! Omg, GO TEAM EDWARD!!! What team are you??!!!!!!11ONE!1??
Me: ... Team Lestat.
Twitard: OMG!! I tried reading that book CUZ I LUV VAMPIRES but it was liek so scary!!! Lestat is soo mean! He kills PEOPLE!!!! D: D: Edward is such a better vampire!!!
Me: .... *facepalm*
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