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When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.
I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.
Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.
Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.
I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.
VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.
I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.
The male version of blue waffle
awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet
Another slang term for a guys dick
Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"
Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!
Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!
Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet
"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"