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A town in southwest Washington that, while admittedly more than a little boring, is populated on the whole by regular people living their regular lives.
"Women from Longview, Washington don't all get pregnant as teenagers."
"Olympia, Washington and Longview, Washington have roughly the same ratio of dramatic kids in their high schools."
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State operated academic institution; primary campus located in Seattle, WA.
The University of Washington has numerous academic programs in science, math, english, and more. Too bad the football team sucks.
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A Washington Noggin is a technique for self pleasure where a random man smashes a child's head on the side of the road as the baby's mother is tied up and forced to watch as the man ejaculates on the helpless child
Omg that was a pretty cool Washington Noggin
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(b.1954) A popular American actor/African-American sex symbol. Denzel Washington was the second black man to win an Oscar for "best actor" second to Sidney Poiter (1963). Voted America's favorite actor and regarded by many as one of the greatest actors alive. Denzel Washington has NEVER made a bad film before.
Person A: I saw that new movie with Denzel Washington the other day.
Person B: Well was it any good?
Person A: .........
Person B: Sorry dumb question.
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DC is divided up into four quadrants. NorthWest DC, SouthEast,SouthWest,and NorthEast. Northwest is very rich for the most part, with the majority of homes selling for over a million dollars, more private schools than you could count and a very preppy population. Not much crime here. Dc is amazing except for all the goddamn tourists who try to ruin everything by being fat and obnoxious.
Wow, I just went to the Maret bball game and they dominated. Maret is amazing. Tourists suck.
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One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.
While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!
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A term used to describe a penis that is one quarter erect. Not quite a half chub, but also not just a limp dick
Alex: Damn that girls titties were nasty as hell
Stephen: I don't know man they still gave me a george washington
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