When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
#1 the proper spelling of Hoe Bag
#2 Sarah Lipiecki
No i was being serious! i know i'm not a Joe Bagel!
A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”
Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.
*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.
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A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.
Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!
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