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Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022


tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018


Bullet blender

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.

Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-

by Calypsoul99 April 18, 2016


blender in cock!

1.a big dick.

2.Someone high on crack

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!

by Wilierfredboi October 29, 2019


Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.

Don Jaun was a blender tender

by Jiwoy Yomamah March 19, 2016


polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020


Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.

He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.

by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020