When someone farts in a elevator before you get in
John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .
one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass
that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good
The last car a person will ever own
Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!
to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.
"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"
When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.
Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night
When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.
P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?
Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.
That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.