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To put ones testicles over someones eyes
'While I was doing your mom I gave her some desert goggles'
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A .44, .45, or .50 cal magnum pistol. One of the largest pistols on the market next to the Smith&Wesson .50 cal pistol.
You're staring down the barrel of a point fifty calibur Desert Eagle...see you in hell, fucker.
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The modern day desert rats are the descendant units and battalions of the british army involved in the war in north africa in WW2, the desert rats (7th armoured brigade) are famed with winning the battle of el alamein in WW2 and more recently the large part they took in taking al basrah in southern iraq, the brigade has a high amount of scots in it due to the 4th highlanders making up a large percentage of the infantry in the brigade.
general- hmm i say we send in the USMC to take southern iraq.
clever general- well you see the USMC is diluted and seriously overated, well it is a desert, lets try the desert rats
*clap clap clap*
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-Chick who lives in East County of southern California.
-Hella annoying.
-Hella skanky.
A Desert Rat's clothing generally consists of Ugg boots, micro-mini skirts, and a cleavage-baring tank top. Bear claw acrylic nails, fake blonde hair with extensions, inflated boobs, and makeup you need to remove with a pressure washer is a must.
Lord knows why they wear Uggs. One, they're fugly. And two, they live in southern fucking California where the weather is ALMOST always warm.
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This weapon is god's gun or a bfg(big f***ing gun)
me:god i have sined...
God:*cocks Desert eagle*
me:god plz im soh sorry
God: i know u are *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
me:ochiez *sad face*
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A dry place with no tree's north of mexico city & south of california..
Yo gringos I live in a dry mexican desert, Fire ant's my only amigos!
I know I go ur cuntry become rich man, I have mexican love for caleefornia, buy mexican taxi help me hombres...
Yep I give up this ole' stinking mexican desert.....
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The Theory that: If one were ever lost for an extended period of time in a desert, that if you were to see any member of the opposite sex you would automatically be attracted to them due to sexual deperation.
see work hot
going to an all boys school is rough...im attracted more and more everyday to my 55 year old math teacher, it's not my fault, im just conforming to the desert theory.
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