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stinky flute

Performing felatio on a dude while he is seated on the toilet. As the man deficates, an odor arises from the toilet and the person performing the felatio appears to be playing a stinky flute.

He was so desperate to blow me, he couldnt wait for me to get done shitting. He totally gave me a stinky flute yesterday!

by dnfrohl August 2, 2008

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Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy

Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin

by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013


Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

by October 9, 2022


greasy flute

A sweaty Vagina

I went down on chloe last night and she had such a greasy flute i couldnt believe it

by TheresAlwaysABiggerFish January 3, 2018


flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018


slute flute

Its a metaphorical flute that can summon common slutes or slores. Usually the process needs an amass of drugs or alcohol and a phone contact list full of slutty girls.

Bro play the slute flute and lets summon some whores for tonight.

dude grab the slute flute so I can get a slore to blow on my skin flute!

by SluteMeifer March 8, 2014


the magic flute

An opera written by Mozart in the 18th century in which a young prince, Tamino, embarks on a journey to save his princess, Pamina

person one: What's that opera with the bird guy again?
person two: Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

by UnoriginalIdiot28 May 25, 2019