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houdini

dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magician

i put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit

by ANI FUCKING ASSASIN October 10, 2008

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the harry houdini

a sexual act that occurs when a man is banging a girl from behind and as he is about to blow his load he spits on her back, she turns around and the actual jizz is shot in her eye. she thought the spit was the jizz making it quite the magic trick.

I just pulled the harry houdini on that trick.

by Welldo January 9, 2009

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conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.

Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.

by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009

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the hairy Houdini

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.

Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?

by Leontiev January 7, 2016

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Houdini a bitch

When you are fucking a chick in the pitch black and you excuse yourself for a second, while quietly letting your friend to come into the room and finish the job as you walk outside and wave to her through the window.

Dude last night me and Kyle finally got to Houdini a bitch.

by Urbanman10 October 31, 2016

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Houdini Haiku

The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.

Houdini Haiku -

There was a wise man,
With this hilarious plan,
Spit, trick, and stick it.

by jtnasty July 29, 2009

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Double Houdini

When you're about to cum during anal sex you spit on your partner's back and when she turns around you cum onto her face; while someone was in the restroom or closet runs up and while the "partner" turns around she gets cum on her face a second time.

Jenny got a Double Houdini and you could still smell the jizz on her face.

by Annonymasal95 September 15, 2010

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