The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.
This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm
Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method
When a girl falls for 5 gay guys (sometimes this definition is stretched to fit any guys who are not attracted to girls) before she dates a guy. It is often a repeating cycle.
Wow , I heard Carol fell for a fourth gay guy, at least that means she’s almost completed the Laura method.
The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
Idiom
The correct term is “process of elimination” however it is also known to be this term as well.
Person 1: we’ll figure this out using the method of deletion
Person 2: don’t you mean process of elimination?
Person1: same thing
(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.
Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.
Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.
I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.
When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence
Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.