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To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
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Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
Jimmy: You look like a fake person!
Paul: Bruh, that was slightly reheated in the microwave!
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The act of microwaving a mac and cheese bowl to eat for dinner.
Oh man, Alec Evons was really Microwave Mac and Cheesing my asshole last night. Fuck you Tegan.
Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench
When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.
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A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.
That was one hell of a Kit Kat in a microwave.
The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm